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1. (Cockblocked by Steve Jobs) (11958↑, 1821↓)

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod. Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Author: FreshPrince369 http://cockblocked-by-steve-jobs.urbanup.com/3757339

Related: cockblock, cock-block

Last updated: 2012.02.29